This is pretty damn funny.

Yes, you say, but what about the voting percentages? More Californians voted in this special election than in the regular election! My response to this, of course, is: This is supposed to make me feel better? Californians are too damn apathetic to vote when they're supposed to and should have, but are more than happy to get off the friggin' couch for a stage-managed monkey show? I want to be clear, so there is no misunderstanding here: Every single person who voted in this election who did not vote in the actual gubernatorial election in 2002 is a complete and total fucking tool.

Hee. I'm always highly annoyed by people who can't be bothered to get off their asses and vote; it's not just your right, it's your obligation as a citizen to doso. And don't give me any whining about how hard it is, I gave birth on election day one year, and I still managed to make it to the polls.