As if anyone needed more evidence that the Wall Street Journal op-ed page is out of touch with popular culture, I present the following paragraph:

It is no coincidence that this tension occurs amid recent controversies over Justin Timberlake feeling up Janet Jackson on CBS during the Super Bowl's halftime show, and the firing of "shock jocks" Howard Stern and Sponge Bob by broadcasters who feared federal fines and loss of license.

I've also said that Squidward had a foul mouth.