And I'll be played by Aishwarya Rai

A new movie about the women of Watergate will star Meryl Streep as Martha Mitchell, Gwyneth Paltrow as Maureen Dean, Jill Clayburgh as Pat Nixon, and Annette Bening as White House correspondent Helen Thomas.

I'm sorry, Annette Bening as Helen Thomas?

I mean, I admire the woman's contributions to journalism and all, but what, is the movie being made by her mother?