Must...stop...claw of death!

So I'm reading a silly blurb on Entertainment Weekly about Angelina Jolie stumping for Africa and there's a little picture of Angelina on Good Morning America. At first I was thinking," my goodness she really is lovely, isn't she?" and then I scrolled down and saw the giant claw trying to throttle her neck!

Damn. Usually gnarly hands like that with a smooth, pretty face mean that the face has had major work done, but Angelina's not that old. I think Jenn put a curse on her.