OK, now this is embarassing.

I'm out walking with the baby the other day, and I decide to stop at the liquor store to buy a gift for a friend (Godiva liquor. Yum. Try it in coffee.) So the baby picks this moment to decide she never wants to go into a store again, and begins howling: "No, Mommy! No! Nooooo! No store!"

As passers-by stop to look at the alkie who's traumatizing her child and forcing her into a life of booze, the baby decides to grab onto the door frame, so I have to drag her into the store.

And of course, they were out of the Godiva.