So, one aspect of my job involves constantly monitoring the wires. Normally a fairly mindless task, but it does occasionally present me with gems like this:

Dark Dynamite Throws Down the Gauntlet of Beauty

SALT LAKE CITY--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 25, 2004--Dark Dynamite Inc. (OTCBB: DRKD - News) filed its 10QSB, which included many updates and developments of the company's business and prospects. In keeping with its image of an eccentric lifestyles company, Dark Dynamite has opened new divisions and made headway with the development of proposed products to be shipped during third quarter. Dark Dynamite has leased space in Salt Lake's historic Wallace building for its new office center. Plans for renovation have passed the city's approval. Construction begins May 27, 2004.

It's almost surreal. I don't even want to know what this company actually does (of course, silly me they're an "eccentric lifestyles company.") I just want to sit back and enjoy the gibberish.