Bootylicious

Salon has an ode to Pirate's Booty saying the stuff is "crack for babies."

"All I know is that when I bust out the bag on the playground, I am the Man. A mere rustle of plastic, and every non-toilet trained citizen of the neighborhood comes scooting over on those barely ambulatory feet. I think, "This must be how Barney feels." "

Me, I buy it because I love hearing my 4-year-old yell out, "I've got booty!"

You tell 'em, girl.