Another cool Dialect Survey

Forget the primaries. Forget the Florida vote. Forget the dueling Miss North Carolinas. This is clearly the great battle of our age.

OK, what is the deal with Florida? There are news reports out that, yet again, the state can't get its act together and hold an election. According to this story even Janet Reno got turned away at her local polling place.

I'm oddly fascinated by the dueling Miss North Carolinas in the Miss America pageant. Who will win? What will the judges say? It's way more interesting than the Florida election schenanigans.