Must...stop...claw of death!

So I'm reading a silly blurb on Entertainment Weekly about Angelina Jolie stumping for Africa and there's a little picture of Angelina on Good Morning America. At first I was thinking," my goodness she really is lovely, isn't she?" and then I scrolled down and saw the giant claw trying to throttle her neck!

Damn. Usually gnarly hands like that with a smooth, pretty face mean that the face has had major work done, but Angelina's not that old. I think Jenn put a curse on her.

Did you go before we left?

Hey, he's only human.

What's wrong with you?

I'm histrionic and narcissistic, and a little bit obsessive-compulsive.

Oh, you don't know the half, baby.

Boy, that's a shocker

Apparently, I'm a Lynette

You gave up a great job for this? No one really appreciates you, and yet you slog on, with very little sleep and very little thanks. Who can blame you when you occasionally lose it? Hang in there. Just lay off the Ritalin.