Shocked & Appalled

Random rants

4/20/2009

Meant for each other

So last week, the Heffalump's teacher told us she had been having some issues lately with general grouchiness and crabbiness, which, um, yeah, sorry about that. Those are my genes, and she should be over it in about 20, 25 years (or at least have learned to keep it all in an internal monologue). In the meantime, feel free to tell her to stuff it, pipsqueak. (Or "redirect all that great energy and assertiveness in a positive direction! Yes!")

Anyway, the teacher used the phrase "sassy talk" in this conversation, which led to me telling LawyerMan that I had to stop letting Jackee babysit, which led to about a week of us doing Jackee impersonations.

And we've now written an entire SNL sketch called "Sassytalk with Jackee" which would have been hysterical about 20 years ago.

At this point all one of us has to do is say "Maaaaaary" and the other one is proactically rendered speechless.