Shocked & Appalled

Random rants

9/23/2005

Well, I could have told you that

Politics Test: "You are a Social Liberal (61% permissive) and an Economic Moderate (50% permissive)

You are best described as a: Centrist

You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness."

What's very disturbing is that in their little graph, you can locate yourself compared to famous people. And I am in the middle of a circle surrounded by John Kerry, Donald Trump, Robert Redford and Adam Sandler.

jittery

I think the new coffee guy has it in for me. Normally I can drink a cup of espresso and go right to bed, that's how addicted to caffeine I am, but whatever he gave me this morning WOW. I am FLYING!!!

You are a loser, Raffie

Hey, Rafael Palmeiro. You? Are pathetic.

"Oh no, I didn't take steroids. See what happened is a friend of mine wanted to give me a big needle full of "vitamins" and I said sure, and who knew? Yeah, it was all his fault."

Next time you want some vitamins, try Flintstones, buddy boy.

9/22/2005

My theory?

The castaways are the ones in quarantine, and Desmond is the current guard on duty.

And the island has been developed by the Genesis machine. You watch, they'll stumble across Spock's pod any day now.

9/19/2005

Arr

Benefits of having daughters

One good side effect of having daughters (especially girl-girl ones) is I get to watch all the silly girlie or kiddie movies I secretly want to see, including ones I could never drag my husband to.

However, even LawyerMan agreed that "Ella Enchanted" was , well, enchanting.