You know, it's still a secret

OK, after seeing the commercial a billion times, I went to the web site and watched the video explaining the "patent-pending technology" behind the new Victoria's Secret bra, and I still don't get it. It's - padded? But not really?

Why do I want a padded bra exactly? And why does Tyra Banks, who has really big boobs, need a padded bra? I thought padded bras were for small cups, to make them look bigger. Tyra's got to be at least a C, she doesn't need padding.

Questions left over from 1989

If your best friend Harry has a brother Larry, why isn't Harry the best man at Larry's wedding?

And why is Larry waiting until five days before his wedding to ask you to be the best man?

And who names their kids Harry and Larry, anyway?