Shocked & Appalled

Random rants

1/09/2003

Verizon has a new ad out. This guy is trying to get his girlfriend back, leaving her voicemail messages, photos in email, pages, faxes. It's supposed to show all the different kinds of technology they have (I guess), but all I can think is "Nine out of 10 stalkers choose Verizon."
A guy running for the state senate in New Jersey is offering to give prospective voters $1 if they sign his nomination petition. Isn't this basically a bribe?

On a side note, hey that's my home town! I'm so proud.
I was reading a friend's blog about hanging out with her friends and going to bars and got all depressed. I never go to bars and hang out aymore. I have playdates. Not that I don't love watching The Wiggles 700 times a day, but I seem to dimly recall days when I didn't know who Rolie Polie Olie was and who lives in the Big Blue House with Bear.

On the other hand, I get to say Chicka Chicka Boom Boom a lot, and really, that's kind of fun.