So, yeah, that happened.

I told LawyerMan that I'm going to join the (truly vast) ranks of moms in our town who go to the gym, lunch and Bloomingdales all day and then complain about how busy and tired they are :-)

One of my friends was saying the other day how you can use this as an opportunity to "find your passion" and I'm thinking, "awesome - now, how do I turn lying on my ass and making snarky remarks about TV into a career?"

I have actually managed to get to the gym every day, which is good. My concern is that I am a profoundly lazy person, and I've never really had an opportunity to indulge that before. I can easily picture me sinking so far into the couch that I have to be surgically removed, like that woman who got stuck on a toilet.

Alternatively, my plan is to become Martha Stewart, or Bree from Desperate Housewives.