I think the important thing to take away from this story is that a bunch of scientists in Canada got funding to go look at naked women in Playboy.

"Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."

OK, this is just...odd. Vinergy, "the great taste of a wine spritzer, a hint of citrus, and a little caffeine."

Caffeine in wine? That's just wwong. I'm not quite sure why, but it's wrong.

OK, I admit it, I Love The 80s. And thank you VH1. I may have been a loser sitting home watching TV, but at least I got to sing along with Pat Benatar and revisit the Jeffersons.

How literate are you? I've only read 11 of the top 100 books of all time, a rather depressing indictment of my education. Although my favorite "good" book, To Kill a Mockingbird, wasn't on the list.