Freudian Slip

So I have to go to a Bar Mitzvah this weekend, and I realized the dress I was planning on wearing requires a slip, a black one. And I only have a white one.

No problem, I think, I'll swing by Victoria's Secret tonight and pick one up.

Then I went to their web site. Notice that the page has nightgowns, "sexy chemises," rhinestones, appliques, glitter, ruffles, and on and on... but no actual slips.

You know, the things you put on under a dress so everyone can't see through it and look at your underpants. Which would be inappropriate, IN TEMPLE.

An actual slip. Which I need. Because I AM A GROWNUP.

Grr.