Shocked & Appalled

Random rants

11/22/2005

Bad Mommy

See, I was just going to get a cake for the Heffalump when she turns two. But now I see what I could have gotten her.

Ah, well, she'll have to continue her life of deprivation.

11/21/2005

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

So of course, the toy the Little Ballerina asked for for Hannukkah comes with this disclaimer:
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. CAUTION: Keep clear from face and eyes. Do not launch at people or animals. SKY DANCERS SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Only fly Sky Dancers in an open area. 2. Never launch the Sky Dancer at anyone. 3. Always hold the launcher at arm's length away from your face when launching. 4. After launching the Sky Dancer, hold onto the launch cord tab and allow it to slowly return to it's original postion. 5. PAY ATTENTION: Make sure people around you know you're playing with Sky Dancers. 6. Warning! do not aim at eyes or face. 7. Discard Sky Dancer if damaged.